Turnip Wars is a website just like every other website. Whether you are one of our friends who just wants to look at the photos from the last party we went to, or whether you stumbled across this site by chance, there will be something that entertains you.
This site has photos, poetry, drawings, film, adventure, intrigue, mystery, and a whole bagful of nails. So open your eyes, and take a good look about.
Also: contrary to the name, and before any turnip lovers complain, this site has nothing to do with the humble turnip, and even less to do with war.
This site was released on Friday 13th October 2006, and is but a naive child, stumbling blind through the confusing world of the internet. There is always stuff in our pipelines, currently including:
This site is run by Tom and Simon, of Bristol, UK. We're always adding to it, and we always welcome feeback or contributions, just throw us an e-mail.