Welcome to Turnip Wars

 

Turnip Wars isn't a website just like every other website. Turnip wars is full to bursting with the inspired, creative and unique ramblings of a couple of grade A idiots with a bit of web development knowledge between them.

Oh wait. This website is just like every other website.

We have photos, poetry, drawings, adventure, intrigue, mystery, and a whole bagful of nails. So open you're eyes, and take a good look about. It might just change your life.

Also, contrary to the name, and before any turnip lovers complain, this site has nothing to do with the humble turnip, and even less to do with war.

This site was released on Friday 13th October 2006, and gets updated, by current standards, about every two and a half years. So, happy 16th of Februrary 2009, we'll see you again in 2011.

This site is just run by two blokes in Bristol, UK. We're always (thinking about) adding to it, and we always welcome feeback or contributions, so just throw an e-mail to either Tom or Simon, and see what happens!