var numb = '0'
var quotes = new Array("I feel like a pig shat in my head.",
			 "I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.",
			 "Don't threaten me with a dead fish.",
			 "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.",
			 "What happened to my cigar commercial? What happened to my agent? Bastard must have died.",
			 "These are the sort of windows faces look in at.",
			 "Look at that. 'Accident Blackspot?' These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.",
			 "Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie...",
			 "Throw yourself into the road, darling - you haven't got a chance.",
			 "My thumbs have gone weird.",
			 "As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops.",
			 "I mean to have you, boy, even if it must be burglary.",
			 "Is, is someone blowing on me?",
			 "Speared at what I thought to be the head",
			 "You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye",
			 "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.",
			 "What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.",
			 "Wear some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk in this muck.",
			 "We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.",
			 "Now, alduce me to introlow myself. I'm sorry. Alself me to myduce introlow. Introme tolose mylow alself. Alme to you introself mylowduce. Excuse me a moment.",
			 "'It's a fair cop, I done it alright, no doubt about that.' Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other officers while bouncing around the cell. The end.",
			 "And now for something completely different: a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.",
			 "Ja! 'Ci-ga-ret-ta'! Uh... My hovercraft if full of eels.",
			 "'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!",
			 "Bee. This is your idea. If you don't like your ideas, stop having them.",
			 "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.",
			 "Why worry? Each one of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.",
			 "We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is o.k., he's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we don't have any trouble!",
			 "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.",
			 "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.",
			 "Oh, you're German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you.",
			 "A satisfied customer? We should have him stuffed.",
			 "Can't we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant - Sybil Fawlty from Torquay, special subject the bleedin' obvious.",
			 "I'll put an ad in the papers. Wanted, kind home for enormous savage rodent. Answers to the name of Sybil.",
			 "You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?",
			 "What, you stand at the back of a room full of girls jiggling their bottoms up and down and 'firm up'?",
			 "You weren't ill, you just ate a tin of curry powder and painted your face green. I knew it was a hoax because the paint washed off when that enema backfired.",
			 "Well you get the wires under the radio, and jam them together until the engine fires up. Then you drink another can of special brew, aim at the post office and put a brick on the accelerator!",
			 "Ha! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.",
			 "Dear Enemy: may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment.",
			 "Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head."
		       );
var quoter = new Array("Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Withnail & I",
			 "Simon",
			 "John",
			 "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas",
			 "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas",
			 "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas",
			 "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas",
			 "Monty Pythons Flying Circus",
			 "Monty Pythons Flying Circus",
			 "Monty Pythons Flying Circus",
			 "Monty Pythons Flying Circus",
			 "Monty Pythons Flying Circus",
			 "Monty Pythons Flying Circus",
			 "Ginger snaps",
			 "Die Hard",
			 "Ghostbusters",
			 "Ghostbusters",
			 "Family Guy",
			 "Family Guy",
			 "Fawlty Towers",
			 "Fawlty Towers",
			 "Fawlty Towers",
			 "Fawlty Towers",
			 "The Mighty Boosh",
			 "Bottom",
			 "Bottom",
			 "Bottom",
			 "Blackadder",
			 "Blackadder",
			 "Blackadder"
		       );
			 
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