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Photography

It's not really art, it's just photos

We think that if:

"a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare"

is true, then surely:

"two idiots creating a thousand pictures will eventually create a work of art"

also has a chance of pulling through?

Well, maybe not, but it's our website, and if you've made it through our drawings and poems, a few grainy camera-phone photos are hardly going to offend you. So below are some of the weird things we've seen on our travels.


Bike thieves at large

Perfectly equi-distant birds.

..Keep..Clear..?

Alcohol Free cider (4.5%)

Missed your round of teas?
 

The Simon Lawrence Project

As a result of not really doing an awful lot of things myself, I've taken to planting myself in the lives of others. It's just a bit of a laugh really, but a couple of these have actually fooled the people associated with them into thinking I was actually there. Honestly.

Honestly.

You might want to have a look at Simon Lawrence Photography, if you're interested in his real photos... thanks :o)