Simon's Chest

He might not be clever or funny, but he can type.

Most of these poems were writen in late 1999/early 2000. There have been brief spells of poetry writing every couple of years since, and expert poetry spotters have been heard murmouring
"I smell a poem-a-brewing", which suggests there may be more coming...

Simon's poems

Lives

Bag on my head

TV=violence

Hammer to the Heart

Parental Consent

55 to 5

Vegetables

Ere Are So So ich Bain any B

Poetry

Poetry artwork

These poems are now more than just poems, they have been taken from a flat, textual existance, and given a full, sexual existance through their beautiful background artwork.

Below is some of the artwork, in full colour, for you to view: