TV=Violence

Just give me a stick you pacifist prick,
And watch a master maim,
I could easily kill half the planet,
And then dodge the blame,
Then I’ll smack you in the head,
And make sure you are dead.

But don’t blame me for my bad disposition,
Don’t listen to rumour or damn superstition,
I’ll tell you why, I’ll give you the key.
I’m Violent because of damn TV,
Do not blame me, or lock me away,
Make the people on TV pay,
A simple fine a stricker rule,
Would stop this evil TV drool,

On the other hand
We could smash Trevor MacDonalds face,
Call in Rambo to take his place,
Shoot Noel Edmond in the foot,
Stab Jeremy Clarkson in the gut,
I’LL KILL THEM ALL, JUST LET ME GO,

Or maybe on the other hand, no.
Without them who would be on TV?
(Mr. Dalton from number 3?)
Just forget it, and turn the page,
BUT DON’T LET THEM PUT ME BACK IN THE CAGE.